If you are a teenage male and you go to bed holding two bible's you might be a JW's.
If you think a heart transplant will give you the personality of the donor you might be a JW's
If your are afraid of having oral sex your your mate because you will be DF you are a JW's.
If you allow your child to die because you don't believe in blood transfusions you are a JW's
If you believe the truth is something that comes from a bunch of uneducated old white men you are a Jw's
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